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Why I Love Canada

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 21, 2008, 5:31 PM
This is totally irrelevant to everything on this entire website, but it's on my mind and in lieu of a blog, it's going here.

I love Canada. Maybe it's more of a smutty infatuation, because I have never actually been there. Canada is that girl-next-door who you never have the guts to talk to, but appreciate from afar (for reference, there never was an actual girl-next-door). Why do I love Canada? Here we go:

The Canadians - bless their little cotton socks - spell words correctly. Words like "Centre", "Colour" or "Defence". In the UK, it's easy to stick to the rules - we invented the language after all. But Canada sticks to the rules despite the USA breathing down their back with their words spelt according to logic, DAMN THEM!

The Queen is on the bank-notes - again, the USA should take note.

By making guns less available, they have a far lower crime rate than many other Western countries - not that I'm trying to pick on the US here.

Calgary. Oh how I so desperately want to be in Calgary. For starters, I'd bet that 9 out of 10 Europeans think that Alberta is in the US, so technically they wouldn't know how to find it. Of those who do know where Alberta is, I can't imagine more than 1% would expect to come across a cosmopolitan city the size of Birmingham (That's the original Birmingham). That lends me to believing that Calgary is a "proper" Canadian city. Also, you certainly don't find the Northern Lights floating over the skies of the Midlands.

I want to believe that the Canadians are genuinely as polite as they are supposed to be. I used to work in London and you sure can't find less polite people. Every one of the small number of Canadians I have met have certainly led me to believe that the rumours are true.

But the best, the absolute best thing about Canada - every Canadian I have met has been truly angered to be mistaken for being from the USA. I love that. I love that they love their country, but in a really non-scary way.

And I'm done.

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Morning View, Incubus
  • Reading: Unchained America by Dave Gorman
  • Watching: Futurama
  • Playing: My Food
  • Eating: Out
  • Drinking: Deep on the broth of life

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 24
  • Current Residence: Northampton
  • Interests: Mumbo and Jumbo
  • Favourite movie: Twelve Angry Men
  • Favourite band or musician: It's got to go to the Monkeys (the Arctic ones)
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: John Humphreys
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchett
  • Favourite photographer: One of you guys no doubt
  • Favourite style of art: tigerstyle
  • Operating System: OSX and XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
  • Shell of choice: Sea
  • Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint to wallpaper
  • Skin of choice: Increasingly hairy
  • Favourite game: Scrabble
  • Favourite gaming platform: Table top
  • Favourite cartoon character: Phillip J Fry
  • Personal Quote: I'm always half-way to Aylesbury
  • Tools of the Trade: Fingers and mouses

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~Coocinelle:iconCoocinelle: Feb 7, 2008, 3:32:12 PM
thanks for the :+fav: ^^

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*wildpaintings:iconwildpaintings: Feb 4, 2008, 9:48:46 AM
Hi, thanks for the fave :)

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*welshdragon:iconwelshdragon: Jan 24, 2008, 10:27:35 AM
Hi thanks 4 the fav
*brohne:iconbrohne: Jan 24, 2008, 10:11:31 AM
Hi, thank you for stopping by.

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~Basia-Feng:iconBasia-Feng: Jan 18, 2008, 11:25:42 AM
Thanks for the fav :)

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=casperium:iconcasperium: Apr 11, 2006, 10:26:51 AM
A Nebula full of THANKS, for the :+fav: on Puanga Nebula!!!! :)

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Ali :)
=casperium:iconcasperium: Mar 26, 2006, 7:34:52 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:!!!!!!

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Ali :)
=casperium:iconcasperium: Mar 16, 2006, 8:34:23 PM
Thank you very much for the :+fav:!!!!!! :)

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=casperium:iconcasperium: Mar 15, 2006, 3:12:01 PM
:rofl:

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~MrMoz:iconMrMoz: Mar 15, 2006, 11:40:45 AM
Thank you! I'll try to prevent it getting in the way of my good looks and modesty though.
=casperium:iconcasperium: Mar 13, 2006, 7:58:17 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: and for returning the DevWatch!!

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=casperium:iconcasperium: Mar 13, 2006, 10:28:36 AM
You have a wonderful sense of humor and style!

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~abbebe:iconabbebe: Feb 27, 2006, 1:10:15 PM
ive no idea what u said on my page comment, i think it was im interseting lol, but thatnx whatever (assuming it was a compliment)

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~farout49:iconfarout49: Jan 2, 2006, 8:52:47 PM
Thanks so much for the :+fav: :ahoy:

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~bluecifer1:iconbluecifer1: Nov 9, 2005, 10:35:04 AM
thanks for :+fav: :w00t:

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~SeparateEntity:iconSeparateEntity: Nov 7, 2005, 12:22:14 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: :D

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~MrMoz:iconMrMoz: Nov 7, 2005, 8:12:03 AM
But don't hold it against me.
~SeparateEntity:iconSeparateEntity: Nov 5, 2005, 11:47:11 AM
Wow, another new member from MK. :D

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*KalikaMarie:iconKalikaMarie: Nov 1, 2005, 8:58:17 AM
Thanks for the fav. on 'Crisp Autumn Day' :hug:

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~MrMoz:iconMrMoz: Nov 1, 2005, 6:01:29 AM
ilona, thank you for the lovely post. Hearty green people are always fun, especially in treo. I have to ask though- que?

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*KalikaMarie:iconKalikaMarie: Oct 31, 2005, 2:02:33 PM
:pumpkin: Happy Halloween :tombstone:

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*blondesquirrel:iconblondesquirrel: Oct 31, 2005, 11:34:29 AM
Thank you for the fave!

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~MrMoz:iconMrMoz: Oct 31, 2005, 9:45:10 AM
I forgot to check if I had messages here! Thank you all for leaving them. Quick message to a Mr Chandler- I can confirm you were my first. For everyone else- there is no sexual connotation to that.
~farout49:iconfarout49: Oct 30, 2005, 10:06:39 AM
Thanx for :+devwatch: I will do the same :ahoy:
And welcome to :devart:

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